FAVORITE AUTHOR TWEETS
As a frequent flyer on Twitter, I sometimes come across tweets from my favorite authors that make me envious, make me think, “I wish I’d tweeted that.” Here are a few of my favorite author tweets. I’ll be loading this up with new tweets from time to time so check back soon.
I would like to have a Mood Ring car. On days when I feel depressed, it would be blue. When someone got a better review than me, it would be green. On happy days, it would be all the colors of the rainbow and no cop would give me a ticket.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) September 23, 2018
— Randall Silvis (@randallsilvis) June 25, 2018
As a thriller writer, I wanted to see a psychopath every day on TV so I could take notes. So. What happened? I now HATE PSYCHOPATHS!!!!!!
I can only hope I can write psychopaths with a joyous heart again someday.
— J. Carson Black (@jcarsonblack) August 29, 2018
Oh no I didn’t mean to be prophetic… (What goes on in high school does not stay in high school.) https://t.co/THjpt2Dizm
— Margaret E. Atwood (@MargaretAtwood) September 24, 2018
“I think our job is not to love or loathe people we’re trying to explain and understand. It is to tell exactly what people have done, what it might mean, what drives them, and who they are.” @ericallenbeen https://t.co/sr6jww33fU
— Bob Woodward (@realBobWoodward) September 20, 2018
— Vincent Zandri (@VincentZandri) September 5, 2018
Am writing today. It is (of course) a nightmare. It is due tonight, half done. I have the self-esteem of a cattle tick. So I do what one does: lurch and flail onward, butt in chair, trying to make each paragraph and passage ever so slightly better. And damn, if that isn’t enough.
— ANNE LAMOTT (@ANNELAMOTT) September 26, 2018
— Scott Turow (@ScottTurow) September 19, 2018
True story. Dinner in Crete. I dropped my knife… pic.twitter.com/wvMQdg6MIU
— Anthony Horowitz (@AnthonyHorowitz) August 27, 2018
— Gloria Steinem (@GloriaSteinem) July 24, 2018